Let me tell you something, boy. You can march like the white man, you can talk like him. You can sing his songs, you can even wear his suits. But, you ain’t NEVER gonna be nothing to him, but an ugly ass chimp… – Trip (Glory, 1989)

Recent events in the cinema, namely the return of the “Planet of the Apes” franchise, have led to me to refer my friends and neighbors to a dusty article I wrote several years ago. It’s buried at StyleWeekly.com. But you don’t have to hunt for it, I’ve dug it up just for you. Here it is.